Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 22, 1973

Transcript:

Marcie and Peppermint Patty stand on a porch. Peppermint Patty holds out her hand and says, "Okay, Marcie, here are the tickets . . . Get out there and sell them!"<BR><BR> Marcie holds the tickets and says, "These tickets cost fifty cents, sir . . . Who's going to pay fifty cents to watch Chuck's team play ball?"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty walks with Marcie and says, "Yours is not to reason why, Marcie! Yours is to sell tickets! This is for charity!"<BR><BR> Marcie says, "I'm sorry, sir . . . I guess I'm always 'Reasoning why.'" Peppermint Patty says, "Stop calling me 'Sir'!"<BR><BR>