Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 25, 1973
May 24, 1973
May 26, 1973
Transcript:
Peppermint Patty stands with Charlie Brown and says, "Just think, Chuck, our charity baseball game is next week!" Charlie Brown smiles and says, "I'm very excited . . . I think it's going to be the biggest thing ever!"<BR><BR> Marcie approaches and shouts, "You and your stupid ball game! Have you ever tried to sell tickets to a stomach-ache?!!"<BR><BR> Marcie continues, "Nobody wants to come to your stupid ol' ball game! I'm tired of having doors slammed in my face!!"<BR><BR> Marcie shouts, "I could have been mugged! A stomach-ache is no kind of charity! I hate selling tickets! I hate baseball!"<BR><BR>
“NOBODY IS INTERESTED IN COMING TO YOUR POINTLESS BALL GAME! AND I AM SICK TO DEATH OF HAVING DOORS SLAMMED IN MY FACE! SOMEONE COULD HAVE EVEN CALLED 911 ON ME!” You tell them, Marcie, and you’re RIGHT-there IS no such thing as a stomach-ache charity!