Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 28, 1973
Transcript:
Marcie sits on the ground next to Snoopy. She says, "I'm a failure, Snoopy . . . I didn't sell a single ticket!" Snoopy kisses Marcie and thinks, "Poor, sweet baby!"<BR><BR> Marcie and Snoopy walk away. Charlie Brown stands next to Peppermint Patty and says, "Well, there goes our charity baseball game! If no one buys a ticket, we might as well call it off . . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown frowns and says, "Rats! I never do anything right . . . Nothing ever works out for me . . ."<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty kisses Charlie Brown on the cheek and says, "Poor, sweet baby!"<BR><BR>
It’s not that you’re a failure,Marcie—like you said, there is no such thing, as a stomach-ache charity! And yes, PP and CB, you might as well cancel it, if no one is interested, in such a POINTLESS affair.