Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 14, 1973
Transcript:
"EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT BACK THERE?" Peppermint Patty calls. She carries a football.<BR><BR> "LOOK OUT, CHUCK, HERE I COME!" Peppermint Patty runs, holding the ball.<BR><BR> POW! She runs past Charlie Brown, knocking him upside down into the air as she passes him.<BR><BR> She looks off to the side, yelling, "GET READY, CHUCK! HERE I COME AGAIN!"<BR><BR> SMASH! Charlie Brown is lifted off his feet and lies flat in the air as she speeds by.<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty looks off to the side and calls, "This is great practice, huh, Chuck? Get ready, 'cause here I come again!"<BR><BR> CRASH!! She whizzes by, and Charlie Brown is knocked onto his head by the force.<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty turns back and forth and screams, "FUMBLE!"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty stands over a prone Charlie Brown and says, "I fumbled the ball, Chuck..why didn't you jump on it?" Charlie Brown says, "I thought it was my head!"<BR><BR>
No, your head is more of an enormous baseball.