Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 02, 1974
Transcript:
The Literary Ace types, "I Never Promised You an Apple Orchard."<BR><BR> Lucy reads what Snoopy has written.<BR><BR> She announces: "Your stories have no feeling!"<BR><BR> Lucy raises her arms. She asks, "Why don't you write a story where a boy meets a girl, then loses her and then wins her?"<BR><BR> She offers, "Do you want me to help you with your stories?"<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks, "!" as Lucy struggles to climb on top of the doghouse: "That's a good idea...I'll just climb up here, and help you..."<BR><BR> Lucy sits beside Snoopy. She says, "There now...this will work out fine...I can just sit here and watch what you write, and give you instant criticism..."<BR><BR> They sit.<BR><BR> Lucy encourages Snoopy: "Well, go ahead and write!! Write just what you feel!"<BR><BR> Snoopy types, "Bug off!"<BR><BR>
Gah! Kibitzer! If you have such great ideas, go write your own stories!!