Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 22, 1974

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The Literary Ace types, "The Gift"<BR><BR> He types, "It was the holiday season."<BR><BR> "She and her husband had decided to attend a performance of King Lear."<BR><BR> "It was their first night out together in months."<BR><BR> "During the second act one of the performers became ill."<BR><BR> "The manager of the theater walked onto the stage and asked, 'Is there a doctor in the house?'"<BR><BR> "Her husband stood up and shouted, 'I have an honorary degree from Anderson College!'"<BR><BR> "It was at that moment when she decided not to get him anything for Christmas."<BR><BR>