Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 30, 1974
Transcript:
Sally stands in front of the school and says, "I hear the parents club had a party here last night . ."<BR><BR> The school thinks, "Yeah, they kept me awake all night!"<BR><BR> The school continues to think, "I hate those parties . . I'm too old for that sort of thing . ."<BR><BR> The school thinks, "They make my halls ache!"<BR><BR>
Small intestine, I understand buddy. I once got a full chocolate cake stuck in there. I was taken to the vet, who was more worried that my blood is 90% marinara sauce.