Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 05, 1975
Transcript:
Linus and Lucy sit and watch tv. Linus asks, "How come we only watch the programs that you want to watch?"<BR><BR> Lucy replies, "Because I can hit harder than you!"<BR><BR> Linus and Lucy continue to watch tv.<BR><BR> Linus says, "This is a good program!"<BR><BR>
Because she’s a selfish little b****.