Peanuts by Charles Schulz for July 22, 1975
Transcript:
Schroeder plays the piano. Lucy leans on the piano and says, "You should have been with me at the art museum today . . ."<BR><BR> Lucy continues, "I saw this great big picture of Beethoven and his whole orchestra crossing the Delaware!"<BR><BR> Schroeder stops playing the piano. Lucy says, "They were in a rowboat, and Beethoven was standing up in front . . ."<BR><BR> Schroeder sticks his tongue out and walks away. Lucy continues, "The picture was probably taken when they were on their way to Nashville."<BR><BR>
Might as well get out while you can. Like Schroeder, I would have no idea where to start in setting her straight.