Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 19, 1975
Transcript:
Lucy holds a football and sings out, "Charlie Brown-n-n.."<BR><BR> Charlie says, "I can't believe it.."<BR><BR> Lucy holds the ball up for Charlie to punt. She says, "I'll hold the ball, and you run up and kick it."<BR><BR> Charlie grimaces and says, "You never hold it! You always push it away, and I land flat on my back and kill myself!"<BR><BR> Lucy responds, "That's mistrust! That's mistrust of me as an athlete, a person, and a woman! Do you mistrust all women? Do you mistrust even your mother?"<BR><BR> Charlie walks back and says, "I don't mistrust my mother.. Good grief, no!! If there's anyone in this world I do trust, it's my mother!"<BR><BR> Charlie turns around and starts running toward the ball.<BR><BR> Again, Lucy pulls the ball away, and Charlie flies in the air.<BR><BR> Charlie lands on his back.<BR><BR> Lucy looks down at Charlie and says, "I'm not your mother, Charlie Brown!"<BR><BR>
Why is Lucy thinking that holding a football makes her an athlete? And you should definitely mistrust her as a person!