Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 24, 1975
Transcript:
Sally walks past Charlie Brown. She looks at a piece of paper and says, "Look at this picture of Santa Claus . . Talk about fat city!"<BR><BR> Sally continues, "I can't believe he can crawl up and down all those chimneys without losing a little weight . . ."<BR><BR> Sally says, "Do you know what's gonna happen? One of these times he's gonna have a coronary right in some poor little kid's living room!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown walks away and says, "Don't worry about it . . . Merry Christmas." Sally says, "It could be our living room!"<BR><BR>
I know how it all works, actually. But that’s a story for another time.