Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 11, 1976
March 10, 1976
March 12, 1976
Transcript:
Charlie Brown and Peppermint Patty stand in front of Snoopy. Snoopy's foot is in a cast. Peppermint Patty shouts, "Chuck, you horse thief!"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty continues, "You traded me a player with a broken leg!!" Snoopy thinks, "Actually, it's only a fractured metatarsal."<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty shouts, "I've been robbed! I've been cheated!"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty shouts, "I'm going to write a letter to the commissioner of baseball!" Snoopy thinks, "Make sure you spell my name right, sweetie!"<BR><BR>
Well, Peppermint Patty, if only you didn’t have so much verbal diarrhea, Chuck could and would have told you that Snoopy is not exactly in any condition to play baseball at the moment. Precisely what he was trying to tell you over the past couple of days. PP is a nut-she really does take advantage of Chuck.