Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 12, 1976
Transcript:
Charlie Brown sits on the pitcher's mound in the rain and floats. He shouts, "Help! I'm floating out to sea!" He continues, "Help! Somebody save me!"<BR><BR> Linus stands at the wall and says, "Hang on, Charlie Brown! I have good news for you! You're not floating out to sea . . . ."<BR><BR> Linus runs and continues, "You're floating down a driveway and into an alley behind a supermarket!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown lies in boxes and trash. He thinks, "Land ho!"<BR><BR>
At least Charlie Brown wasn’t in the water. Then he’d probably be drowning.