Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 20, 1976
Transcript:
Charlie Brown walks towards the phone as it rings. Peppermint Patty speaks on the phone,"Hello?"<BR><BR> She exclaims,"Hello, Dad? I just called to wish you a Happy Father's Day!" Charlie Brown speaks into the phone,"What?"<BR><BR> She says,"I have the number here of your motel, and I just thought I'd surprise you." He says,"This isn't a motel."<BR><BR> She smiles and asks,"Are you having a good time? Are you swinging any big deals?" He asks,"Who are you calling?"<BR><BR> She asks,"What?" He replies,"I said, who are you calling? Who is this?"<BR><BR> Her hair stands on end and she shouts,"CHUCK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?" He replies,"I'm not there...I'm here! I think you dailed the wrong number...."<BR><BR> She cries,"CHUCK, YOU ALWAYS SPOIL EVERYTHING!!" He lies with his head against the telephone's table and says,"I suppose someday when I get to be a father, it'll be even worse...."<BR><BR>
Wait.. isn’t Peppermint Patty’s father single? Who’s watching her?