Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 29, 1976
Transcript:
Peppermint Patty stands in front of a bookcase. Marcie approaches and carries two bottles. Peppermint Patty says, "All right, Marcie . . . What book should I read?"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty and Marcie drink soda. Marcie asks, "How about one by Katherine Anne Porter, or Joyce Carol Oates or Pamela Hansford Johnson?"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty replies, "Forget it, Marcie . . . All those authors have three names . . ."<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty sits on the floor and says, "By the time I finished reading the author's name, I'd be too tired to read the book!" Marcie says, "You're really weird, sir!"<BR><BR>
Just one of Peppermint Patty’s LAME excuses, to get out of doing her homework.