Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 28, 1977
Transcript:
Snoopy sits in a tree and pokes his head out. Linus says, "If you were a real owl, you know what you'd do?"<BR><BR> Linus continues, "You'd swoop out of your tree, and catch a mouse."<BR><BR> Linus walks away and says, "That's what you'd do if you were a real owl."<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks, "That's what I'd do if I were out of my mind!"<BR><BR>
The you’d eat it and vomit up the hair and bones.