Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 16, 1978
Transcript:
Peppermint Patty sits at her desk in school and sleeps.<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty says, "Oops! Sorry, ma'am! I guess I dozed off for a second."<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty continues, "I dreamed I had just been given a scholarship to Vassar."<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty says, "Well, back to reality!"<BR><BR>
You’ll NEVER qualify for college, Peppermint Patty, certainly not with your D-minus fetish, much less a college like that.