Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 25, 1978
Transcript:
Sally stands in front of the class and says, "And just as I was measuring the width of the street in front of our school, a truck ran over the ruler . . ."<BR><BR> Sally continues, "So much for my report on improved traffic control."<BR><BR> A voice shouts, "What about my ruler?"<BR><BR> Sally says, "Ignore him, ma'am . . He has a one-track mind!"<BR><BR>
“One ruler to ring them all. . . !”