Peanuts by Charles Schulz for February 22, 1978
Transcript:
Sally stands in front of the class and says, "Today is George Washington's birthday."<BR><BR> Sally continues, "If he were alive today, they'd probably be having a big party for him at Mount Vernon."<BR><BR> Sally says, "That, however, need not concern anyone in this classroom."<BR><BR> Sally adds, "You wouldn't have been invited anyway!"<BR><BR>
Watch out, Sally – your teacher is also in the room, and your grade just might suffer because of the birthday party snub.