Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 25, 1978
Transcript:
Charlie Brown stands on the pitcher's mound. Schroeder tosses him the ball and says, "My grandfather loves bowling . . . He won a turkey tournament yesterday."<BR><BR> Schroeder adds, "It was the first tournament he's ever won . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown asks, "That'll make the turkey taste extra good, won't it?"<BR><BR> Schroeder walks away and says, "No, he's having it bronzed!"<BR><BR>
…seriously eww. He wants 20 pounds of rotting raw meat covered with 3 millimeters of bronze in his living room?