Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 14, 1978
Transcript:
Woodstock, carrying a flower, and Snoopy walk up a hill. They sit atop the hill and Snoopy thinks,"Okay, we'll sit here and wait, and if your mother flies by, you can give her the flower..."<BR><BR> He grimaces and thinks,"I just wish you'd be more realistic."<BR><BR> He looks behind him and thinks,"I don't think you'd recognize your mother if you saw her."<BR><BR> He spreads,"You think she's going to have gray hair and be carrying an apple pie?"<BR><BR> He continues,"She could probably fly right by your nose, and you'd never recognize her."<BR><BR> Snoopy's ears perk up suddenly. Woodstock watches puzzled as Snoopy turns around and thinks,"Mom!!"<BR><BR> He blushes and puts his paws to his mouth thinking,"Oh, excuse me! I thought you were my mom! I beg your pardon!" Woodstock giggles.<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks,"Well, from a distance a St. Bernard looks something like a beagle."<BR><BR>
Snoopy’s mom used to have a barrel under her neck?