Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 27, 1978

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The pitcher's mound thinks, "How did I ever end up as a pitcher's mound for a stupid kids' team?"<BR><BR> The pitcher's mound continues to think, "'Go into sports,' my father said . . 'That's where the money is!'"<BR><BR> The pitcher's mound thinks, "Why couldn't I have been a golf green at Pebble Beach or a grass court at Wimbledon? Still, I guess it could have been worse . . ."<BR><BR> The pitcher's mound thinks, "I could have been the plexiglass behind a hockey net!"<BR><BR>