Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 02, 1978
June 01, 1978
June 03, 1978
Transcript:
Peppermint Patty and Charlie Brown sit against a tree. Peppermint Patty says, "You really liked that little red-haired girl, didn't you, Chuck?"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty continues, "Which would you rather do, hit a home run with the bases loaded or marry the little red-haired girl?"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown asks, "Why couldn't I do both?"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty replies, "We live in a real world, Chuck!"<BR><BR>
Since we live in the “real world” (where pitcher’s mounds and school buildings are not only sentient, but intelligent enough to think in English), neither one of those things will ever happen.