Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 15, 1978

Transcript:

Lucy and Charlie Brown stand at the wall. Lucy says, "I mailed my manuscript yesterday . . So what happens? Zero!"<BR><BR> Lucy continues, "My book isn't in any of the stores or on a single best-seller list! What a disappointment! What a blow!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown says, "You're the most impatient author I've ever seen . . ."<BR><BR> Lucy shouts, "Oh, yeah? Well, what about my royalty statement? Where's my royalty statement?"<BR><BR>