Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 16, 1979
Transcript:
Peppermint Patty and Marcie stand in front of a bookshelf. Peppermint Patty says, "Marcie, help me pick out a library book."<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty picks up a book and says, "Maybe something about Patty Berg . . She's one of my idols . . ."<BR><BR> Marcie says, "Moses warned us about worshipping idols, sir . . ."<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty replies, "Moses never saw Patty Berg hit a seven-iron!"<BR><BR>
Moses keeps (always use present tense when discussing fiction) the Israelites wandering in the desert for forty years before leading them to the one spot in the Middle East with no oil, so maybe he isn’t your best guide (for anything).