Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 30, 1979
Transcript:
The Beaglescout and his troops hike over a hill. They hike in a valley.<BR><BR> They continue to walk along and the Beaglescout thinks,"We must never forget that we are surrounded by potential enemies..."<BR><BR> He thinks,"I think we should practice some drills to see how you react in an emergency..."<BR><BR> He continues,"Be ready, now...I'm going to try to catch you by surprise..."<BR><BR> He loudly thinks,"Bear!" He looks up at the troops perched in a tree and thinks,"Very good, excellent reaction!"<BR><BR> He loudly thinks,"Snake!" He looks up at the troops sitting atop a rock. He thinks,"Good! Quick move!"<BR><BR> As they continue walking along, the Beaglescout thinks,"Be ready....be alert..."<BR><BR> He thinks loudly,"Chicken Hawk!" He rolls his eyes as the troops pile atop each other and nestled under his hat. He thinks,"Well, that last one may need a little work.."<BR><BR>
What the heck is a chicken hawk?