Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 10, 1979
Transcript:
Woodstock and Snoopy wear winter caps. Snoopy smiles and thinks, "Those are nice mittens . . Be careful not to lose them, or you won't get any pie!"<BR><BR> Woodstock speaks and asks a question. Snoopy thinks, "The three little kittens!"<BR><BR> Snoopy looks up and thinks, "Haven't you ever heard of the three little kittens? Good grief!"<BR><BR> Snoopy walks with Woodstock and thinks, "Literary references are wasted on Woodstock . . ."<BR><BR>
Prisoner 9430, wearing Elven attire, was granted pardon by a lame king and thus escaped the hangman, in favour of the gals. He died, years later, unmarried.
What most high school book reports on the second volume of Les Miserables (Cosette) turn into. :P