Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 16, 1979

Transcript:

Peppermint Patty sits at her classroom desk asleep.<BR><BR> She wakes up and says,"Yes, Ma'am?"<BR><BR> She repeats,"What was the name of the king whose daughter's marriage made possible the unification of Denmark and Norway in 1380?"<BR><BR> She puts her hands to her head and replies,"Wow! That's the kind of question that makes your temples throb...."<BR><BR> She puts her hands on her face and says,"It makes your ears ring and your hair stand on end..."<BR><BR> She puts her hands to her mouth and continues,"It makes your eyes water, your cheeks burn, your mouth turn dry and your teeth ache...."<BR><BR> She leans back in the seat and concludes,"A question like that can destroy your whole head!"<BR><BR>