Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 04, 1980
Transcript:
LUCY: Charlie Brown, do you think I wasn't invited to a new year's party because I'm too crabby? CHARLIE BROWN: No, you were probably invited to nine parties, but all the invitations were lost in the mail LUCY: That never occurred to me..I'll bet that's just what happened CHARLIE BROWN: Someday you're going to look at me like that, and your eyes are gonna stick!
Sarcasm! (Methinks.)