Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 20, 1980

Transcript:

Marcie and Peppermint Patty stand on the green next to two golf bags. The latter smiles and says,"Beautiful shot, Mrs. Bartley." Marcie says,"Not so beautiful, Mrs. Nelson."<BR><BR> The girls sit down and Marcie says,"We're going to be out here all day..."<BR><BR> As they walk off with the bags over their shoulders, a ball flies over their head and bounces in front of them. Marcie asks,"Hey! What was that?"<BR><BR> They turn around and Peppermint Patty replies,"Someone behind us wants to play through...." Marcie asks,"Who is it, Sir?"<BR><BR> They continue walking and looking over their shoulders. Peppermint Patty replies,"He's the crabbiest guy in the club! He thinks Mrs. Bartley and Mrs. Nelson play too slow..."<BR><BR> They stop again and she continues,"I think he hates women golfers...." Marcie asks,"Is he really the crabbiest player in the club?"<BR><BR> Pepppermint Patty replies,"Stand back, Marcie...the ladies are gonna let him play through." Marcie says,"I just want to see who he is..."<BR><BR> The girls watch as the World Famous Golf Pro storms by.<BR><BR>