Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 05, 1980
Transcript:
Snoopy and Charlie Brown are sitting on the grass. The latter says,"I wonder..."<BR><BR> He turns to Snoopy and continues,"I think maybe I'm a boring person."<BR><BR> Snoopy turns away as he continues,"I wonder if there's any sure way of finding out if you're a boring person..."<BR><BR> He turns to Snoopy, who is facing away from him with his eyes closed. He says,"For instance, if it's obvious that someone isn't listening to what you're saying, you might suspect that you're boring..."<BR><BR> As Snoopy starts to sleep and snore, Charlie Brown says,"Or if someone falls asleep while you're talking to him, you might also suspect that you're boring."<BR><BR> He continues,"Or if someone actually walks away while you're talking to him, you might suspect that you're boring..."<BR><BR> As Snoopy walks off still sleeping, Charlie Brown grimaces and concludes,"Therefore, if someone doesn't listen to what you're saying, falls asleep and walks away, you have to come to the conclusion that you're boring!"<BR><BR>
Thankfully, CB’s boringness has earned him millions of fans across generations.