Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 12, 1980
Transcript:
Snoopy looks down at Woodstock, who is sitting next to him atop the doghouse typing. Snoopy thinks,"All right, what do we have next?"<BR><BR> Snoopy looks at a sheet of paper and thinks,"Here's the World Famous Advice Columnist answering his mail..."<BR><BR> He starts reading the letter,"Dear doctor, my dog insists on sleeping on my bed..what can I do about this?"<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks,"Dear dog owner, why don't you let your dog sleep on your bed, and you sleep outside?"<BR><BR> Woodstock and Snoopy start laughing heartily.<BR><BR> They fall off the doghouse with a double klunk.<BR><BR> As they lie on the ground giggling, Snoopy thinks,"No wonder we only answer one letter a day..."<BR><BR>
Just get a bigger bed and let the dog sleep on the bed with you.