Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 02, 1980
Transcript:
Charlie Brown approaches Snoopy lying on his back atop the doghouse and says,"Listen to this..." Snoopy thinks,"Do I have to?"<BR><BR> Snoopy sits up as Charlie Brown continues,"I've added up how much it cost to feed you this year...do you know how much it was?" Snoopy puts his paws to his ears and thinks,"I don't want to hear..."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown starts to climb onto the doghouse asking,"Do you know that personal property taxes have gone up?" Snoopy leans back from him thinking,"I don't want to hear!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown sits next to a flinching Snoopy and quotes from his sheet,"I've added up all the costs of providing you with this house for one year..."<BR><BR> He leans over the edge of the doghouse as Snoopy falls over holding his ears. Snoopy thinks,"I don't want to hear!" Charlie Brown sits up and continues to read,"And then there are these veterinarian bills."<BR><BR> He leans over the edge continuing,"Do you know how much it cost this year just to keep you healthy?" Snoopy stands on the ground below him, covering his ears, and thinking,"I don't want to hear!"<BR><BR> Snoopy slumps against the doghouse thinking,"It's not worth it to know you're not worth it!"<BR><BR>
Truly stated, but wait a minute, Snoops! You are WORTH IT to Harriet and the Scouts; the there’s Bill Mauldin, and what about that French waitress near Cherbourg?