Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 27, 1981
Transcript:
Marcie and Peppermint Patty sit at their desks in school. Peppermint Patty holds a book. Marcie asks, "What do you have there, sir?"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty replies, "It's a book on first aid, Marcie."<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty opens the book and says, "Here's the chapter I was looking for . . ."<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty continues, "What to do in case of stupidity."<BR><BR>
Turn your keys in and resign…