Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 14, 1981
Transcript:
The World War I Flying Ace runs from Sally. He thinks, "Here's The World War I Flying Ace fleeing from the enemy with the secret papers . . ."<BR><BR> Sally shouts, "You stupid beagle!! Come back here with my term paper!!!"<BR><BR> The World War I Flying Ace continues to run and thinks, "Knowing he is about to be caught, he becomes desperate . . ."<BR><BR> Snoopy eats the paper and thinks, "He swallows the papers!" Sally screams.<BR><BR>
Oh, I can hear it now—“In an act of espionage, my brother’s dog stole and ate my homework.” Should go ever well.