Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 27, 1981
Transcript:
Charlie Brown is wearing a little cap and holding a tray of popcorn. He is sitting next to Peppermint Patty on the bench in the baseball field. She points to her left and says, "What are you doing here on the players' bench, Chuck? You're supposed to be selling popcorn!"<BR><BR> He replies, "I thought you might need a spare pitcher." She exclaims, "All we need you for, Chuck, is to sell the popcorn!"<BR><BR> He says, "But...." She continues, "...But sell the popcorn, Chuck!"<BR><BR> He says, However..." She grimaces and rolls her eyes. She concludes, "However, sell the popcorn, Chuck!"<BR><BR>
Maybe Charlie Brown can make the popcorn into popcorn balls and pitch them into the crowd.