Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 24, 1981
Transcript:
Snoopy lies on the doghouse. Lucy asks, "How come they've never entered you in an 'ugly dog' contest?"<BR><BR> Snoopy sits up and thinks, "Because I'm so cute I would probably come in last!"<BR><BR> Snoopy kisses Lucy on the nose.<BR><BR> Snoopy lies on the doghouse and thinks, "But first in quick retorts."<BR><BR>