Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 03, 1982

Transcript:

Woodstock sits next to Snoopy writing in shorthand. The latter tosses a letter aside and thinks, "Okay, next letter..." He looks at another letter and thinks, "Hmm..."<BR><BR> He thinks as he reads, "Dear Advice Columnist...I have been having pains lately in my chest, my stomach, and my back..."<BR><BR> He continues, "Should I see my doctor or a chiropractor? Signed, Aching."<BR><BR> Woodstock starts to transcribe in shorthand as Snoopy think, "Dear Aching, don't go to either one...go see your vet....he will help you to teach your dog to stop jumping on you...."<BR><BR> Woodstock and Snoopy start laughing heartily.<BR><BR> They fall off the dog-house onto their heads.<BR><BR> They sit up, both wearing extreme dazed looks on their faces. Snoopy holds his head and thinks, "That's enough for today....dictating letters makes my head hurt..."<BR><BR>