Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 12, 1982
March 11, 1982
March 13, 1982
Transcript:
Snoopy stands by the mailbox and reads, "Dear Contributor."<BR><BR> Snoopy walks away and continues to read, "Thank you for considering us with your manuscript."<BR><BR> The Literary Ace sits on the doghouse and continues to read, "Has it ever occurred to you that you may be the worst writer in the history of the world?"<BR><BR> The Literary Ace thinks, "I have a unique collection of rejection slips . . ."<BR><BR>
“Dear Publishers:
No, and I do not wish to hear a few bars of it.
Signed,
Snoopy Brown, published writer in Playbeagle."