Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 16, 1982
Transcript:
Charlie Brown and Sally stand outside a house. Charlie Brown holds a wreath and says, "You can't tell people these wreaths were made from the forests of Lebanon! That's lying!"<BR><BR> Sally asks, "Good morning . . . Would you like to buy a Christmas wreath made from some junky ol' branches my brother found in a Christmas tree lot?"<BR><BR> Sally says, "You wouldn't, would you? And I can't say I blame you!"<BR><BR> Sally says, "See? Your way doesn't work either!"<BR><BR>
Maybe Charlie Brown could be the pitch man.