Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 24, 1983
Transcript:
Spike turns to the cactus and thinks, "I don't suppose you've done much traveling have you?"<BR><BR> Spike thinks, "I'm thinking of taking a little trip, and was wondering if you'd care to go along . . ."<BR><BR> Spike thinks, "I'll admit my motive is a bit selfish . ."<BR><BR> Spike thinks, "With you around, I don't think I'd ever get mugged!"<BR><BR>
You might get mugged by someone dying of thirst.