Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 21, 1984
Transcript:
The World War I Flying Ace sits in a cafe and thinks, "Here's the World War I Flying Ace flirting with the beautiful French waitress . . ."<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks, "Hi, Sweetie . ."<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks with a smile, "Did you know that the foam on root beer comes from the sap of the desert yucca tree?"<BR><BR> The World War I Flying Ace looks disappointed. He thinks, "I think I need a better opening line . . ."<BR><BR>
Poor blighter.