Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 18, 1984
Transcript:
Charlie Brown sits in a beanbag chair. Sally says, "I have to write a thousand word essay for school tomorrow."<BR><BR> Sally asks, "Why don't you write it for me while I watch TV?"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown says, "I can give you a thousand reasons why I won't do it . ."<BR><BR> Sally smiles and exclaims, "Good . . . Write 'em down, and I'll hand that in!"<BR><BR>
How could any teacher assign first graders a thousand word essay?