Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 14, 1984
Transcript:
Spike sits in the desert and thinks, "Someday that girl in the red pickup is going to stop and give me a ride . . ."<BR><BR> Spike thinks, "If she does, I'll probably hang my head out of the window . . ."<BR><BR> Spike thinks, " . . Or maybe I'll sit up very prim and proper, and she'll be proud of me . . ."<BR><BR> Spike lies down on the rock and thinks, "Or maybe she'll look at me, and say, 'Hey, stupid, you're getting dog hair all over the seat!"<BR><BR>
These just keep getting sadder and sadder…