Peanuts by Charles Schulz for February 01, 1985
Transcript:
Sally stands in front of the class and says, "This is my report on sleep."<BR><BR> Sally continues, "Sleep is so you won't lie awake all night worrying about tomorrow . . ."<BR><BR> Sally says, "To be beautiful, you should go to bed early, and not stay up all night watching dumb programs."<BR><BR> Sally turns and says, "Wake up, ma'am."<BR><BR>
Your dry report sent the teacher to La La Land, Sally. Better luck next report.