Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 29, 1985
Transcript:
Charlie Brown and Linus sit under a tree. Charlie Brown says, "I would have said something, but I was afraid I'd regret it . . ."<BR><BR> Linus and Charlie Brown walk. Linus says, "Life is full of regrets, Charlie Brown."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown pets Snoopy and says, "Not if you're a dog . . . Dogs don't have regrets."<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks, "Sure we do . . I've always regretted that I couldn't grow a beard."<BR><BR>
You have a beard, Snoopy—it’s just a very short one!