Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 21, 1985
Transcript:
Snoopy lies on the doghouse and thinks, "I hate waiting for supper . . ."<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks, "Sometimes, if you pretend you don't really care, supper comes faster . . ."<BR><BR> Snoopy waits on the doghouse.<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks, "It's never worked yet."<BR><BR>
He has to pretend harder.