Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 09, 1985
Transcript:
Charlie Brown sits in a chair. Sally looks at the paper and says, "Look! Look at this picture of Santa Claus! Don't tell me he isn't overweight!"<BR><BR> Sally continues, "What if he has a heart attack while he's flying through the air on Christmas Eve?!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown looks at the paper. Sally says, "Look at that picture again . . Notice anything?"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown asks, "Like what?" Sally says, "He doesn't have a copilot!!"<BR><BR>
Scary for Santa to fly with all those reindeer out front, if he falls out they wouldn’t know it until they fly over three countries and 23,000 ball parks.