Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 01, 1986

Transcript:

Charlie Brown walks into a building marked,'Ace Elementary School'<BR><BR> He sits at his desk in the classroom, in front of Linus. He looks down at his desk and asks,"What's this?"<BR><BR> Linus replies,"These are our new safety desks, Charlie Brown" Charlie Brown turns to his side and asks,"Safety desks?"<BR><BR> He turns to look at Linus as the latter explains,"If the teacher asks you a question you can't answer..."<BR><BR> Linus continues,"Like now, for instance..." Charlie Brown turns back around and says,"Yes, Ma'am?"<BR><BR> He stutters,"Well, I...uh...that is...I mean...I just...uh...I...uh...."<BR><BR> He is suddenly enveloped in a huge air-bag. Linus concludes,"..It activates the airbag!"<BR><BR>