Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 19, 1986
Transcript:
Charlie Brown stands on the pitcher's mound. He says to Lucy, "Before the ball is pitched, you should decide what you're going to do if it's hit to you . . ."<BR><BR> Lucy walks away.<BR><BR> Lucy wears a baseball glove and shouts, "Okay, I've decided . ."<BR><BR> Lucy says, "If it's hit to me, I'm going home!"<BR><BR>
Given Lucy’s abilities, that would be the most useful thing she could do.